Obama Photoshopped

Obama in Red

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Week of Infamy

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An Obama Purimfest

2010-03-14T20:47:00.000-07:00

Obama - The Great Dictator

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More Children's Books About Obama

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If Liberals had an indoor sport it would be indoctrinating the next generation, and from songs of praise to the Beloved Leader, to colorful stickers and books, it's never too early to brainwash small children into believing that a con man from Chicago can save the planet.

Now Sultan Knish exclusively presents some of the newest line of children's books about Obama direct from Liberal Learning Disorder Press.

Help prepare your children for the era of diminished expectations beginning from the top down. Forget Algebra and History, they won't need it where they're going.

Some horrible things, such as why kittens die,tornadoes and how a compulsive liar with no experience was selected to the highest office in the land, are tough to explain to kids. HOLY CRAP: Explaining Obama to Your Kids by Dr. Russel Wristwaith, author of TORNADOES HURT and WHY KITTENS DIE, takes a stab at it in this fun and highly readable book.

Enjoy it and the other selections from LLDP in your home, your compost heap, or your coal burning stove.

Do you know what drugs Obama is taking in the Oval Office? Thanks to weekly YouTube and Twitter addresses, your kids probably already do. So stay ahead of them with his valuable tome from two leading authorities on illegal drugs, who will classify the recreational pharmaceuticals being smoked, sniffed, snorted, injected and collated in the Oval Office. Get them before your kids do.

The Little Boy From Kenya Who Wanted to be President by Barack H. Obama is the inspiring story of a little boy whose ambition to be President of a country he wasn't actually born in, took him from lie to lie, until his lies landed him in Washington D.C. Teach your kids that the ends always justify the means with this charming little tale, by our Liar in Chief.

Kids these days. They act so responsible. They care about others. They care about their country. Put a stop to that nonsense with GOD DAMN AMERICA: KIDS EDITION, by Reverend Wright and Barack Obama. It's time to teach these darn kids to put their own egos first ahead of the welfare of others, and who better to teach that lesson than Obama and Wright.

It's coming, so you might as well prepare your kids for it. David Axelrod helps introduce them to the next four years of craven terrorist appeasement with, The Amazing True Adventures of Mr. Obama and Mr. Osama. Your kids will thrill along to the adventures of these two lifelong friends around Pakistan and Indonesia. Jihad has never been so much fun.

Wealth distribution can be a tough sell to children who as Marx taught us, are greedy little bastards. Help explain it to them with these two books that make Wealth Redistribution fun for the whole family, as long as your family is the Obama family or a major contributor.

Never have the words of the Messiah been so crystal clear, articulate and addressed high up to the teleprompter as in The New New Testament, a book of faith for our time. Read it, and remember, He Who Believeth in Me Shall Have His Vote Counted (Chicago 1:09)

Dreams From my Father, a Story of Race and Inheritance, ~~Obama's~~ Ayers' magnum opus, now at last lovingly restored into its original German. It almost makes you want to fill a stadium and chant till your voice is hoarse while waiting to lavish your vaguely sexual love on a cult figure who represents your hopes and aspirations.

Don't you just love a happy ending?

Learn it, Love It, Live It

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Change you Can Believe In

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Obama coins

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Kids' Election ... tantrums galore

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Oh! Bama!!

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Bottom of the barrel, under rocks.. No problem. All welcome!

Puppet Master

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Obama Dollar

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No playing the race card by this guy. NO!

History Repeating Itself

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St Obama of A Sissy

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Obama's Flip Flops

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Obamda

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Image credit Lemon Lime Moon

Obama's Next Book

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As everyone knows Obama is more famous for his words than for his deeds, but while Obama may have borrowed his words from Reverend "God Damn America" Wright and Maya Angelou, he sure did a good job of arranging them into books which sold very well on college campuses.

So I've created some possible books Obama is likely to write in the near future.

Powerful and compelling, "Streams of Lies from My Father" explores Obama's need to lie compulsively about everything while blaming it all on his father. You'll laugh, you'll thrill to Obama traveling through space, inventing the comma and pretending to be an oppressed black man in Chicago armed only with his Harvard degree and no sense of right and wrong.

Finally the real Obama. It's a story of hope and change, crazed ambition and Oprah appearances. For the inner Hussein in all of us. NOW BOW BEFORE OBAMA.

"Selected Not Elected", it's the book about politics for people who read the New York Times. Recommended by the AP, Washington Post, New York Times and everyone in the media who thinks a press makes them into the electoral college. "Compelling," says Thomas Friedman. "I'm already dead, stop quoting me," says Robert Friedman.

This is the Mother of all Elections! O Arabs, O Human Beings, the Zionist infidels plot to bring McCain to the White House. They claim to possess Florida. By Allah's chin whiskers, we shall toss them back. You mighty Ghazis of the Iowa Caucus, you great Mamelukes of the DNC, smite them by the Prophet's Name, so that Barack Hussein Obama may achieve his glorious reign of hope and change.

Have you ever gone hitchhiking down a lonely D.C. road only to discover that a sleazy inexperienced candidate from Chicago is just waiting for lonely gullible voters to hitchhike his way to the White House on? If so this compelling thriller from Barack Obama is for you. Beware of White House hitchhikers.

Stop worrying America! I know you've been getting a lot of crazy emails saying Barack Obama is a Muslim who hates America. How can you believe that. Look at my big grin. Don't pay attention to the knife. You can't see the knife. Only the grin.

Because nothing says articulate visionary like freezing like a deer caught in the headlights when being asked a question to which the answer is neither "Hope" nor "Change". "Uhhh" masters the appeal of Obama in one short explosive grunt. Uhhhh...

Yes we can. God Damn America.

There's the Right Way, the Wrong Way and then there's the Wright Way. Discover how much fun racist theology can be as Obama and Wright lead you through their wacky belief system. Includes sing along tape with such great hits as "Whitey Sank African Atlantis" and "Ronald Reagan Invented AIDS to Keep Us Down". It's the perfect gift for Father's Day, if your father is a giant racist or an Obama voter.

Hello, my name is Barack Obama. Dearest beloved. I have left over from my father, a great Kenyan patriot, a large quantity of Hope and Change for you. To achieve this, you must elect me President and I will mail you right off Hope and Change. Bless you. I await your votes.

Shut up Whitey.

Want to know how to make your marriage just like Barack and Michelle's? Learn the ins and outs of undermining your spouse, humiliating him in public and taunting him with the fact that you can beat him at arm wrestling.

Middle name. Uh what middle name?

So you've lost an election? What's the first thing you're going to do? Write another life affirming memoir about it of course.

Hi kids, I'm Barack Obama. Barack means Magic in Tungustu. Obama means, I have lots of candy for you. Also I can do magic. I will lower the oceans, clean up the ozone layer, give everyone free health care and make the world love us again. Now watch me pull this penny out of your ear. Remember a vote for Barack Obama is a vote for Magic Powers.

Be sure to pick up all these books and many more. Remember Obama's book sales are all that stand between him and a Presidential pardon for Tony Rezko.